Another Blonde joke

How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day?
-She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil.

What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?
-You always hear about them but never see them.

What did the blonde say when she saw the banana peel on the floor?
-Oh no, I'm going to fall again!


What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
-Pull the pin and throw it back.